If one day you happen to find yourself so fortunate enough to snare an offensive coordinator job in the NFL.... rent.
Inspired by Adam Schefter, FootballScoop learned that both offensive coordinators in Sunday's Super Bowl have been in their current jobs for the past three seasons. That's not surprising. What is surprising - stunning, even - is that only 10 percent of their peers, three in 30, have been around that long as well. Only five of the 32 NFL offensive coordinators have lasted three seasons. That's 15 percent. We're not going to tell you who they are, so you'll have to scroll down to find them. And if you know who they are off the top of your head... seek help immediately.
What's the cause of this constant turnover? Surely much of it is the nature of the job. An offensive coordinator may be the only assistant coach in sports that often takes more criticism than his boss. Much of it is unavoidable, with new staffs bringing in their own guys, and successful coordinators moving up to head coaching jobs, thereby taking costing another coordinator his job. And some of it is just bad hiring. Not many of these names from the 2012 column are knocking on the Lombardi Trophy's door. You would be surprised how many NFL franchises have actually changed offensive coordinators twice in the past three seasons.
* - head coach, + - assistant head coach for offense