Without a doubt the most anticipated arrival at Big Ten media days -- heck, any media days -- was new Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh. Not only does Harbaugh have a resume that dwarfs most of his competition, he has a reputation for giving zany quotes.
Like this one.
Well, there you go. Here's hoping this becomes the new "Tim Beckman wishing his mother happy birthday" of annual Big Ten media days memes. Other highlights from Harbaugh's 15 minutes at the podium: