Here's an exchange that could actually happen and not at all imagined as the hook for a FootballScoop article:
Baylor student: "Hey, what are you doing Friday night? You want to hang out?"
Baylor football player: "Can't, man. Got plans."
Student: "What are you doing?"
Player: "I'm hanging out in my players' lounge."
Okay, that might not actually happen, but the players' lounge that Baylor showed off Monday morning is filled with as many amenities as your nearest arcade.
If I was a Baylor football player, the team's medical staff would have to treat me for tennis elbow because I would never leave the pop-a-shot station. Just ask Scott.