Alright, so the title may not be exactly what you were thinking this is, but it is true. There is one thing out there that can force Malzahn to slow the pace down, and it's not unfounded player safety concerns.
While attending his first Nascar event, the Aaron's 499, Gus Malzahn drove the pace car at Talladega Super Speedway, and actually had to take his foot off the gas for a little while.
While he wasn't going as fast as he is accustomed to, the drivers were definitely going more the speed he's used to, and Malzahn was sure to leave the #AuburnFast tag on the finish line for all future visitors to see.