Doug: Mario Kart is a video game classic that will never die. People have dabbled with incorporating it into everyday life (especially Halloween) ever since it came out...but no one has done it quite like this:
Zach: I don't know why you got into sports, but I do know why I got into sports and I especially know why this guy got into sports: to send emails admonishing grade-schoolers for their sideline attire.
Zach: Maine, Delaware and North Dakota can't even produce one billionaire. Ha!
