To get the blood pumping:
A flooded creek in West Virginia swept up a burning house.
Major League Football, one of the latest leagues with dreams of being the minor leagues for the NFL, is getting served eviction papers before playing a single game.
Michigan's Caris Lavert rocked the podium in a maize and blue suit last night
A Cleveland fan was so unbelievably happy at the team's parade that he picked up poop...and ate it
The quote of the day
So the Triple-A affiliate New Orleans Zephyrs are looking at getting a new nickname and are asking fans to vote on the following (how do you not go with Tailgators?).
The best from yesterday: