Three and Out: The No. 1 rule of being a defensive coordinator, a live alligator, and Scott's Christmas present
- Published: Friday, 25 July 2014 17:18
- by Zach Barnett
Doug: The No. 1 rule of being a defensive coordinator (and offensive line coach): don't smile.
Zach: Committing to Florida with a live alligator? Committing to Florida with a live alligator!
I’m pretty sure we’re only a year or so away from a player committing to Alabama by pulling out a baby elephant. — Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) July 25, 2014
"Today I'd like to announce my commitment to Colorado." [buffalo runs on stage, knocking over podium, tramping media members] — Adam Kramer (@KegsnEggs) July 25, 2014
Zach (Scott is on vacation, so you get a double dose of me today): The Bridgeport Bluefish of the independent Atlantic League will don these jerseys for Military Appreciation Night. I know what I'm getting Scott for Christmas.