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Les Miles says ESPN's grass tastes underwhelming

Late last month, all 14 SEC head coaches took a trip to Bristol to do to the annual ESPN car wash - popping on the Worldwide Leader's multitude of platforms in one day. Only one of them, though, took a bite out of ESPN's grass.

How did he like it? Not much, apparently.

"It's undergrown, it's not full bodied," Miles lamented. "You can see that it's not really a nutritious feeding area for grass.... It would not compare to the robust, green fescue of Baton Rouge."

The man is amazing. Simply amazing.

(H/T @MsPotts_ESPN)

Author: Zach Barnett
Zach Barnett is a native of Denton, Texas and a graduate of the University of Texas. He joined FootballScoop in 2012 after two years at the National Football Foundation. His hobbies include watching college football, reading about college football and writing about college football.